To be honest, pouring a perfectly beautiful bottle of champ into the water instead of into my mouth broke my heart a lil bit, but cheers to Poseidon (the god of the sea).🥂
As legend has it, the process of renaming a boat is not to be taken lightly. It requires expunging the previous boat’s name from all records, requesting permission to add your new name to the Ledger of the Deep, something about an ingot being thrown overboard, plus like ten other super intense things that every single boat person I’ve talked to swears by.
So, here it goes:
Poseidon, in appreciation of your munificence, dispensation and in honor of your eminence, we offer these libations to your majesty and your court. Please guard my boat with your mighty arm and trident, ensuring her of safe passage throughout her journeys within your realm.
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